Review of a Zombie Survival Tool Kit

Episode #1
We finally did it, we completed one full episode.

We beat the critics that said it was impossible for an old dog poop guy and his drunk friend to figure out how to stream a live show on the internet.



Our first episode was about "Reviewing of a Zombie Survival Tool Kit".

The kits are abundant online from mid $20's to around $50 depending on which tools are packed into the individual kit.

We unpacked and tested each item to see how helpful each tool would be in a survival situation with some very nice and some completely useless.

The truth is, you could never know what you might need if you run out of gas in the middle of nowhere or fall out of a plane in the Australian outback, but if you do and you have the kit with you, it could help you survive.

The kit included a very sharp high quality pocket knife that is critical to survival and probably the number one tool in the kit that you could not live without.

The fire starting tools would have been beet replaced with a lighter or matches, but we were able to start a fire with the aid of highly flammable starting fluid. A spray product containing a blend of volatile hydrocarbons, diethyl ether, and carbon dioxide (as a propellant) used to help start internal combustion engines.

Of course, a little gasoline would have been just as good.

But the chance of an inexperienced person starting a fire in a cold or wet environment is pretty slim.

Other items like paracord and shoe laces could be helpful to tie things together, support something or even build snares to trap small animals.

If you have any interest in seeing all the items in the survival kit, check out the archived episode on YouTube at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI3QhwpU_jI

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It is about time that men had a live show dedicated to men and we will try to deliver that content as long as we are still standing.


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